{"id":396,"date":"2008-10-17T15:17:39","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T13:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/?p=396"},"modified":"2009-03-24T09:54:28","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T08:54:28","slug":"notiz-an-meinen-kleinsten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/2008\/10\/17\/notiz-an-meinen-kleinsten\/","title":{"rendered":"Notiz an meinen Kleinsten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">wichtig: bitte merken und im Langzeitged\u00e4chtnis abspeichern!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Den Toilettendeckel <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">\u00f6ffnen BEVOR<\/span><\/strong> du dich auf die Toilette setzt und lospiescht. und das ganze Bad <em>unter Wasser<\/em> setzt. das vermeidet unn\u00f6tige Putzaktion seitens deiner Mama. Sie wird dir in Zukunft sehr dankbar sein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wichtig: bitte merken und im Langzeitged\u00e4chtnis abspeichern! Den Toilettendeckel \u00f6ffnen BEVOR du dich [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,73,26],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","tag-alltag","tag-derkleine","tag-typisch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.diegluecksburger.de\/life\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}